Thursday, November 4, 2010

Laughing Time - Fried Chicken

This post was forwarded to me via email by my husband, and I have decided to share to you here in my blog all the funny stories and jokes they (friends) are sharing to me through email. Enjoy reading and have a good laugh with me.
Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, everyone else in the class laughed.My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders". Guess where I am now...

Colonel Sanders (Harland David Sanders) was an American entrepreneur who founded Kentucky Friend Chicken (KFC). His image is omnipresent in the chain's advertising and packaging, and his name is sometimes used as a synonym for the KFC product or restaurant itself.


The Fitness Diva said...

That is too funny and oh so cute!
Fried chicken is one of my favorite animals also. That, and hot dogs! ;)

Christy said...

Oh gracious what a sad world when a teacher sends you to a principals office for enjoying meat. I suppose she wouldn't want you to like tuna fish either.

Pearl said...

weeeee! that kid surely would go places!lol

Clarissa said...

ahahahahaa!had a greatlaugh over this one!