Showing posts with label may I borrow your post?. Show all posts
Showing posts with label may I borrow your post?. Show all posts

Saturday, February 13, 2010

MIBYP #6 -The Resume Of Jesus Christ

I found this post from the blog of Tammy of Omaha's Helping Hand. After reading this post, I find it a very good item to re-post on my blog. And of course, I asked permission from Tammy to post this here before I did. (Thank you very much, Tammy, for allowing me to post this here.)
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The Resume of Jesus Christ
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Address: Ephesians 1:20
Phone: Romans 10:13
Website: The Bible.
Keywords: Christ, Lord, Savior and Jesus
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Hello. My name is Jesus -The Christ. Many call me Lord! I've sent you my resume because I'm seeking the top management position in your heart. Please consider my accomplishments as set forth in my resume.
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Qualifications
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I founded the earth and established the heavens, (See Proverbs 3:19)
I formed man from the dust of the ground, (See Genesis 2:7)
I breathed into man the breath of life, (See Genesis 2:7)
I redeemed man from the curse of the law, (See Galatians 3:13)
The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon your life through me, (See Galatians 3:14) .
Occupational Background
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I've only had one employer, (See Luke 2:49).
I've never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or disrespectful.
My employer has nothing but rave reviews for me, (See Matthew 3:15-17)
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Skills Work Experiences
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Some of my skills and work experiences include: empowering the poor to be poor no more, healing the brokenhearted, setting the captives free, healing the sick, restoring sight to the blind and setting at liberty them that are bruised, (See Luke 4:18).
I am Wonderful, Counselor, (See Isaiah 9:6). People who listen to me shall dwell safely and shall not fear evil, (See Proverbs 1:33).
Most importantly, I have the authority, ability and power to cleanse you of your sins, (See I John 1:7-9)
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Educational Background
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I encompass the entire breadth and length of knowledge, wisdom and understanding, (See Proverbs 2:6).
In me are hid all of the treasures of wisdom and knowledge, (See Colossians 2:3).
My Word is so powerful; it has been described as being a lamp unto your feet and a lamp unto your path, (See Psalms 119:105).
I can even tell you all of the secrets of your heart, (See Psalms 44:21).
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Major Accomplishments
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I was an active participant in the greatest Summit Meeting of all times, (See Genesis 1:26).
I laid down my life so that you may live, (See II Corinthians 5:15).
I defeated the archenemy of God and mankind and made a show of them openly, (See Colossians 2:15).
I've miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick and raised the dead!
There are many more major accomplishments, too many to mention here. You can read them on my website, which is located at: www dot - the BIBLE. You don't need an Internet connection or computer to access my website.
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References
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Believers and followers worldwide will testify to my divine healings, salvation, deliverance, miracles, restoration and supernatural guidance.
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In Summation
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Now that you've read my resume, I'm confident that I'm the only candidate uniquely qualified to fill this vital position in your heart.
In summation, I will properly direct your paths, (See Proverbs 3:5-6), and lead you into everlasting life, (See John 6:47). When can I start? Time is of the essence, (See Hebrews 3:15)

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

MIBYP #5 - Let's Take A Stand (by Omaha's Helping Hand)

I found this post from the blog of Tammy of Omaha's Helping Hand. After reading this post, I felt the need of spreading this post all around for the information of all people, especially US residents. And of course, I asked permission from Tammy to post this here before I did. (Thank you very much, Tammy, for allowing me to post this here.)

We must take a stand against this kind of action and stop it!!!We are looking at the possible removal of Joel Osteen, Joyce Meyer,Charles Stanley, David Jeremiah and other pastors from the airwaves.An organization has been granted a Federal Hearing on the same subject by the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) in Washington , D.C. Their petition, Number 2493, would ultimately pave the way to stop the reading of the gospel of our Lord and Savior, on the airwaves of America. They got 287,000 signatures to back their stand.
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If this attempt is successful, all Sunday worship services being broadcast on the radio or by television will be stopped. This group is also campaigning to remove all Christmas programs and Christmas carols from public schools! You as a Christian can help.We are praying for at least 1 million signatures. This would defeat their effort and show that there are many Christians alive, well and concerned about our country. As Christians, we must unite on this.Please don't take this lightly. We ignored one lady once and lost prayer in our schools and in offices across the nation. Please stand up for your religious freedom and let your voice be heard. Together we can make a difference in our country while creating an opportunity for the lost to know the Lord.Dr. Dobson is going on CNBC to urge every Christian to get involved.
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Tuesday, May 26, 2009

MIBYP- "Praying For Maggie"

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I copied this paragraph from Beth's web site:

Maggie is a precious 9 year old, straight A student who loves to read, swim and play. She is a magnificent and amazing little girl. On May 21,2009 she was diagnosed with a DIPG brain tumor. She is a fighter and will be battling this awful disease. Please keep her in your thoughts and prayers!!!
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If you would like to post Maggie's button, grab it from HERE. Let me warn you, if you go to her page -- Cambridge will ask you to create a profile. I know it is a pain, but I guess it is a way to protect the family.

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I request my readers to say some words of prayer for this lovely girl, that she will live longer and become a woman of God and a living testimony of God's goodness, power and grace.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

MIBYP#2. Washing Clothes Recipe (by Omaha's Helping Hand)

I created this new meme because a lot of times that I visit other blogs and found their post very interesting and I just want to post them on my blog, too. But of course, I can't do this without the permission of the post owner.
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Washing Clothes Recipe
Never thought of a "washer" in this light before... what a blessing!
"Washing Clothes Recipe" -- imagine having a recipe for this ! ! ! Years ago an Alabama grandmother gave the new bride the following recipe:
(This is an exact copy as written and found in an old scrapbook - with spelling errors and all.)
WASHING CLOTHES:
Build fire in backyard to heat kettle of rain water. Set tubs so smoke wont blow in eyes if wind is pert.
Shave one hole cake of lie soap in boilin water.
Sort things, make 3 piles1 pile white,1 pile colored,1 pile work britches and rags.
To make starch, stir flour in cool water to smooth, then thin down with boiling water.
Take white things, rub dirty spots on board, scrub hard, and boil,
...then rub colored don't boil just wrench and starch.
Take things out of kettle with broom stick handle, then wrench, and starch.
Hang old rags on fence.
Spread tea towels on grass.
Pore wrench water in flower bed.
Scrub porch with hot soapy water.
Turn tubs upside down.
Go put on clean dress, smooth hair with hair combs.
Brew cup of tea, sit and rock a spell and count your blessings.... click
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Saturday, May 2, 2009

MIBYP #1. My Friends Are Convinced That I Am Over The Hill (by Ramana's Musing)

I created this new meme because a lot of times that I visit other blogs and found their post very interesting and I just want to post them on my blog, too. But of course, I can't do this without the permission of the post owner.
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New Alphabet
A is for apple, and B is for boat,
That used to be right, but now it won’t float.
Age before beauty is what we once said,
But let’s be a bit more realistic instead.
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The Alphabet
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A’s for arthritis;
B’s the bad back,
C’s the chest pains,
Perhaps car-d-iac?
D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can’t read that top line!
F is for fissures and fluid retention,
G is for gas which we’d rather not mention.
H High blood pressure–We’d rather it low;
I For incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, won’t mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend.
L ’s for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory; we forget what comes next.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O is for osteo, bones that don’t grow!
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